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Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite part.
When your ex says "you will never find anyone like me" and you reply "God I sure hope not..."
Be kinder than necessary, because everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle.
...anndd thats why nobody likes you.
Oh I'm sorry... she's from our outta the hood program.
When I die I give my friend permission to change my status to "is chillin with Jesus"
★ God places the heaviest burdens on only those who can carry the weight ★
Like this if you want the police to yell "PIKACHUUUU!!" before tasing people.
IDGAF :)
Wheres the remote? Oh...all the way over there...guess Im watching this then.
You never really stop loving someone. You just learn to try to live without them
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. Thats why its called the present.
Never tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity
I did not slap you, I high-fived your face!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.